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Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:


I want that to be the final line of my biography.

let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth


and, of course, from henry v


ah, the leeks.

Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or



did shakespeare just make a ”your mom” joke


How rape trials should go?

  • Lawyer:

    Did he rape her?

  • Witness:

    Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.

  • Lawyer:

    That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?

  • Witness:

    Yes, but she was wearin-

  • Lawyer:

    I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?

  • Witness:

    Yes, but-

  • Lawyer:

    I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?

  • Witness:


  • Laywer:

    Yes, he raped her.

  • Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.

ahahahaha this is too funny.

so i found out that my roommates well 3 of them (one of them let me know about this so thank you) have a group message together and sometimes they talk shit about me ahahahaha i so just want to bring it up to them and be like im so happy that i mean that much to you that you have to send each other my tweets and shit thinking that its about you. they need to learn that everything i do doesnt revolve around them. im just so tired o this im pretty much going to remove myself from this situation by getting rid of anything that has my name on it in the dorm because i want them to know i dont give a shit anymore hahaha. i just find it so funny that yes they dont like me and thats fine fuck them but dont drag it on act like adults and dont talk shit about people behind their back like seriously if they give me and reason i will flip out on them. 

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